lots of plot holes. >> quite an honor, quite an honor. younger zoe: i'm listening to music. >> jimmy: no, can you tell us us what that means? [ laughter ] meanwhile, jeff bezos, who owns, blue origin and amazon, may have been shut out at the oscars on sunday. i mean, look -- the plant was a medicine that really went inside. i was praying that i didn't die. >> oh my god, my book, of course. somebody down there likes him, i guess. any condition. >> eight dogs. A change will tempt you, but uncertainty will hold you back. all electric, all mercedes. [ laughter and applause ] the other wacky line of questioning is from those who think it was fake. Following are the episodes scheduled to air the week ofApril 25-29 (subject to change): Monday, April 25 Bill Hader ("Barry"), Mo Amer ("Mo Amer: Mohammed in Texas" and "Netflix is a Joke Fest"), Musical Guest Sasha Alex Sloan, Tuesday, April 26 Rebel Wilson ("Senior Year"), Randy Rainbow ("Playing with Myself"), Musical Guest Lawrence, Wednesday, April 27 Miles Teller ("The Offer"), Rhea Seehorn ("Better Call Saul"), Musical Guests The B-52s. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is there any indication? we don't hear from you in two hours, we'll all take cyanide pills. >> from easter island. 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However, we have gathered some information about it. >> i saw it on instagram and i thought, these are so cool, so beautiful. >> if he looked like that officer, i believe that amir would still be here. no second date, you end up alone. he really hitlered that one out of the park. [ laughter ] what would lead someone to this conclusion? our first guest tonight is a wildly talented and successful man, he's won five grammys, two emmys and lost one millennium falcon. which is interesting because his former national security advisor, john bolton, just revealed that he and trump have spoken about how people use burner phones to avoid having. [ laughter ] yeah. set my alarm, 8:30. dude, lil wayne didn't cut a song. feel the difference with downy. do you do it yourself? >> yes. so please join us for all that. we've come a long, long way together through the hard times and the good i have to celebrate you, baby i have to praise you like i should the all-new mercedes-amg sl. >> what's that mean? >> yeah, they definitely do. i heard later on she does that. there's all these security cameras, like that's lil wayne's sprinter, that's crazy. never heard of them." >> nothing flows anymore. >> and then five weeks later, we cme back to shoot the other half of the scene. maybe he thinks it's short for. >> jimmy: the dog did? she said, a restaurant. younger zoe: cosmically, no. and i wondered how they got those guys to albuquerque in secret. This coming week, audiences will enjoy appearances by celebrity actors and a reality show contestant, along with a variety of musical guests. >> i did. how well he knows them. >> jimmy: well, the rest of us saw it happening. [ laughter ] will smith has apologized to everyone involved. which makes waking up at 5 a.m. to milk the cows a little easier. [ laughter ] today was supposed to be launch day for the next blue origin space flight. [captioning performed by the national captioning institute, which is responsible for its caption content and accuracy. [ laughter ] this is interesting. >> in florida. >> you know what, pete buttigieg can take his electric vehicles and bicycles and he and his husband can stay out of our girls' bathrooms. we're like, no, man, no, what, no. >> your dad is the easter bunny? >> jimmy: that will be a good paperback story for sure. >> or --. [ laughter ] maybe he just -- maybe he thinks -- and i was like, "well, i'm anthony." "nightline" is next, but first, his album is called "mainstream sellout." [ laughter ] got a suit, my wife put it on, it was a little too small, but i. did hop around, you know. anthony carrigan, everybody! >> that's a great honor. >> no, i have not encountered chechen mobsters just yet, thankfully. [ laughter ] you're not going to believe this, he's still going on about the election. Watch #Kimmel Clips: Interviews|Music Performances|Unnecessary Censorship|Lie Witness News|Mean Tweets. >> pretty good. >> jimmy: yes. All older zoe: it's lasagna. >> yeah, i had no clue. that tastes even better. >> or -- >> good evening. at least not for one rioter who was convicted on all counts today. [ laughter and applause ] randy says, "very boring. like, people are like, hey, i got to read another article. he was just building up his courage to shoot his shot, you know? the all-new tundra. for surprisingly great rates that fit any budget like a good neighbor, state farm is there. one bank that puts you in control. [ laughter ] this is the effect our dear misleader has had on the people who follow him. Carey Mulligan ( She Said) Colson Baker aka Machine Gun Kelly ( Taurus) Musical Guest Angela Alvarez. [ laughter ], that's governor ron desantis. [ laughter ] maybe we shouldn't encourage our children to eat brown eggs they found in the grass anyway. you look food, you smell good. [ laughter ] meanwhile, donald trump is bored. [ laughter ] >> i am bald, i decided to just take it all off. >> who is the easter bunny? so now he is gunning for a tony award. Monday, April 11 Viola Davis, Henry Winkler. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. what's your name, where are you from? santa at least is a saint, and we know his story, we know where he lives, we know his wife, we know those -- workers, whatever we call them, indentured servants? >> jimmy: and the rhythm of the show is addictive, very low-key. of course, your book, "comedy comedy comedy drama" which leading up to the heart attack -- this was printed before it happened, y. >> yeah. there's this wall of all these famous people. any year. >> monday night," better call saul," check it out. available at your local retailer and club. >> jimmy: that was the end of that. (vo) a thin painted line. toyota. which seems like a lot. "blood sport." the great bob odenkirk, everybody! i'm switching religions." visit ncicap.org] >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" oh, this is -- and they didn't even like making that album. >> or this. >> it's been up there for two. Terms of Service (last updated 12/31/2014). he's an academy award winner whose films have made over $7 billion worldwide. >> yeah. >> jimmy: you were mentioning living in albuquerque. [ laughter ] trump headlined a rally in georgia this weekend that was not well attended. >> tonight, bail denied. or his mom's house? Season 2022 guide for Jimmy Kimmel Live! which, i think that's everything, right? topped with oven roasted tomatoes, vine-ripened and perfectly seasoned. [ applause ] i don't know her. so you can take your old phone, that you've had for 12 years and loved every minute of, and trade it in for something new that suits your life now? then i found out they've never left. the first ever tweet, just got some very bad news. tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC April 8, 2022 11:35pm-12:37am PDT . he hasn't known -- he only has four years' life experience. they're found. chris is getting ready to go on tour with kevin hart. This material may be protected by copyright law (Title 17 U.S. Code). [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how you doing? >> thank you. [ "praise you" by fatboy slim starts playing ] hey mercedes, turn the music up. they're supposed to put an arcane that over you, essentially a shield, energy shield, over the whole experience. making sure you feel taken care of, that's what a princess cruise is all about. >> everybody was just kind of chatting. and i do that thing where i make eye contact with him. [ laughter ] >> thank you, thanks for saying that. amazing! nobody's going to the moon, ever! so i had to watch the scene and think about, you know, whatever. i did a lot of that. >> it's -- it's -- no. [ laughter ] one of the pieces of "evidence" the conspiracy theorists are passing around is a video of will smith teaching a kid -- he was doing some kind of event -- he brought a kid up onto the, stage to teach him a slap, and the kid, believe it or not, is named "chris." >> jimmy: yeah, wow. 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[ laughter ] last week, blue origin announced pete's replacement will be a guy named gary lai who is the chief architect of the rocket they're going up in. nd i was like, oh, yeah, i guess, know how this ends. >> jimmy: do you schedule -- do you block out time where you go, okay, i'm going to work on some music right now, or i'm going to be busy writing this, or shooting this? wayne. we'll be back with anthony carrigan. there was a period where both of us kept looking at each other like, "is it over for us?" you know, we've done such a good job, jimmy, of keeping secrets on the show. >> i think in 100 years, people are going to look back, and they're going do say, how did we stand back and nato stand back, in many ways i've called a paper tiger, don't forget i rebuilt nato. i have to tell you, the first episode of the season, i have to hand it to fx for letting this happen because you're barely in the first episode, you're at the end. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. they get to me and the shaman says something to the translator and the translator goes -- "she says you have a big shadow of darkness behind you, you need more." >> jimmy: friday you performed at a preparty for the oscars. they both have the word "martial." [ laughter ] or don't, it's absolutely terrifying. Capture a web page as it appears now for use as a trusted citation in the future. which is about 80 bucks. because you can't have a healthy smile, without healthy gums. but they had to postpone it again. it's been fun. he was super down. >> i seen them before but the promo department hid them and i love his work and these are around town and feels like art, it's cool. so what's yours going to be? [ laughter ] i was like, these guys got hits! kaley cuoco. >> she was a p.a. looks pretty good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: nothing flows anymore? 11:39 pm . maybe that's why his hair is like that, i don't know. and from that point on it's like a tractor beam, you know? on the web atabc.comand atyoutube/JimmyKimmelLive. >> jimmy: that's some shadow. this guy used to be the center of the universe. we go outside like humans. >> yeah. we've got a good show for you tonight. his album is called "multitude." i am the [ bleep ] manager! >> jimmy: which is crazy. i can get live tv and on demand together. yes! watch: serena williams wonder woman serena wonder woman serena wonder woman. that's why i only date musicians. after 8 weeks we were able to give them good homes. >> oh, mine was -- i remember walking up, it was a circle of about 20 people, you're in the forest, the jungle, dieting, not eating past 5:00 p.m. i was the last person to take it. >> yeah. here, safe driving saves more than just your cargo. machine gun kelly is here. get a free samsung galaxy s22 with any galaxy trade-in. 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The fact that they the crew, most of them wanted a baby. >> always. doors open up for you, your favorite drinks start finding you, and everything seems to be just how you like it. there are a lot of questions, and not many answers. >> jimmy: she's a good singer too, right? [ laughter and applause ] it even came up at the white house press briefing today. estado dorado. Actor Donald Glover; Machine Gun Kelly talks and performs. [ laughter ] and everyone in the circle was just looking when they gave me more of the cups because they all just did one and i was like -- [ laughter ] did like four. because -- great actor who really got me dialed in. and i had to watch it because i don't have any memory of this incident or the ext eight days. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i have to tell you, i think we're all glad to see you alive, honestly. aleem smith, this guy goes by yesterday nite on instagram. >> it's called "makeup sex." By Jimmy Kimmel Live. >> it used to just flow, but now i have kids. >> but you know what's cool about that day was they -- a friend of mine was friends with the father of a upcoming disney star that wanted to come watch the show and we met backstage, she moved on to be biggest star of the generation, zendaya, she was here watching. i watched a lot of '80s action movies to kind of -- because i could see hank just as a kid watching, like, these 16 vhs tapes that he has of, like, you know, "lionheart." that's because these neighbors all have chase. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the only thing weirder than thinking you're jeff bezos is thanking jeff bezos. have you been attacked? i promised ray we'd help. Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel took advantage of the similarity of their names to pull an April Fool's prank on both of their shows. >> jimmy: and speaking of the early years, the hard times, you at one time did -- it was like a training video for the old country buffet? our next guest is the beloved aunt of jimmy kimmel. will smith destroyed his reputation on the night he won an oscar, so chris rock and kevin hart can sell concert tickets? [ cheers and applause ] we will chat with machine gun too. Jimmy Kimmel Live Schedule for the he bought a suit at gap kids. this neck pillow i'm dating says great things! >> jimmy: it's maybe the last one i would imagine hank listening to. [ laughter ] "it took place at trump international golf club in west palm beach on the 7th hole, which was playing 181-yards into a slight wind. choose wendy's. [ laughter ] not that we've stopped talking about it. all electric, all mercedes. and supreme celebration. does your family like it? you want to come? >> what grade are you in at school? we ran out of time for him. boxes in boxes out double-check the shipping route no time for a bathroom break grab a bottle pee and shake pee and shake pee and shake grab a bottle pee and shake >> and the personal heartache. >> then disappear. [ laughter ] but go on. The show features a diverse lineup of guests that includes celebrities, athletes, musical acts, comedians and human-interest subjects, along with comedy bits and a house band. Jimmy Kimmel pays a small fee to appear on his late-night show. >> jimmy: hollywood and vine, maybe the most famous intersection -- >> right around the corner right next to bryan cranston. >> jimmy: until something really bad happens. jay-z, kendrick lamar and anybody you could think of. on one of my videos. >> initially what they based the character on was actually -- like you know those geniuses at an apple bar? are you work on a childish gambino album right now? Jimmy Kimmel Live airs every weeknight at 11:35 p.m. EDT and features a diverse lineup of guests that include celebrities, athletes, musical acts, comedians and human-interest taha, that's funny. it's actually -- i thought some of my best work. about who is more influential in music? now it's dangerous. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this bunny, where is he from? on the web atabc.comand atyoutube/JimmyKimmelLive. and we're doing it and she's drunk and she's like what's going on, who are these people? because he missed the scenery but wait a minute something's wrong cause now it's hey mambo, mambo italiano hey mambo, mambo italiano go, go, go, you mixed up siciliano. >> jimmy: thank you, guillermo. you know, he recognizes me. >> jimmy: we're learning about you already. redefine who we are and how we want to lead our lives. and we'll be right back with donald glover so stick around. Justin Timberlake, Red [ laughter ] he also -- even though we now know without a doubt that putin is a murderer and a war criminal and is bad as they come, even though we're on the precipice of nuclear war with this monster, trump cannot stop bragging about how well he knows the guy. [ cheers and applause ] oh, thanks. when i go there, i get to be as a.d.d. >> jimmy: what i'm thinking about it, practically, you had a heart attack on set. one of the theories is that rock was wearing a pad on his cheek to absorb the blow. because what is this if not pure unbridled passion? [ laughter ] this is ridiculous. so please join us for all of that. >> yeah. >> crap. and you're working on another landau project for disney plus right now. >> jimmy: so you say it was a positive experience? available at your local retailer and club. that's why i invest all my money in chuck e. cheese tokens. and then our cast became such good friends, ray sehorn, patrick fabian, michael, tony, carlo. america runs on dunkin'. on April 9, 2022, have a good weekend. it's what makes subaru, subaru. airs every weeknight at 11:35 p.m. EST and features a diverse lineup of guests that include celebrities, athletes, musical acts, comedians and human interest subjects, Erstklassige Nachrichtenbilder in hoher Auflsung bei Getty Images oh i get it. kaley cuoco, magic johnson, and music from noah cyrus and orville peck. [ laughter ] by the way, i looked it up. >> i want to give you a little history on homelessness. [ cheers and applause ] , [ singing in french ] [ singing in french ] [ singing in french ] [ singing in french ] , [ singing in french ] [ singing in french ] [ singing in french ] , [ singing in french ] [ singing in french ] [ singing in french ] [ singing in french ], this is "nightline." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's nice. like i was saying, it's ftx, it's a safe and easy way to get into crypto. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. Jimmy Kimmel Live! the only housing some people have. shining like gold. for sparkling-clean dishes, the first time. >> in the last week of conrad's life, michelle texted him asking him when he was going to kill himself more than 40 times. >> jimmy: it is. i'm 53, but in my mind i'm still 35. that's why i take osteo bi-flex, to keep me moving the way i was made to. no one was asking about this. Guests for the Week of November 21st-25th: Monday, November 21. will smith slapped little penny in the face. >> jimmy: oh, vine's a good street. on the Internet. and i was not there when they were born. chase. Michelle Obama (The Light We >> jimmy: later you had an animated conversation with her. get the princess treatment with up to 40% off cruises to alaska. but i just wanted to write about making it through the hard times, not just the things that worked out. maybe i dated her for like two weeks, it was maybe a third date, maybe second. >> that's great. and like, also, i've had a lot of stuff happen to me while i was telling jokes on stage. actually, let's make two. and instead turned our collective attention to what donald quixote believes is the number one problem we face. the star is reborn. [ laughter ] yeah, but everybody seems to be okay with it. travis barker called him and i popped into the facetime like, dude, we're here. YouTube Channel. i'm 53, but in my mind i'm still 35. that's why i take osteo bi-flex, to keep me moving the way i was made to. Kaley Cuoco ( The Flight because when i became president, the first thing i noticed when i went there to the first meeting was that most of the countries were not paying or were paying far less than they were supposed to. if i go to sleep right now, i will get four hours and eighteen minutes. that's next week on "jimmy kimmel live!" it was interesting. if ever there was a year to really hide the crap out of those eggs, this is the one. >> yeah. i don't want to give too much away because i'm very superstitch -- superstitious so i don't like to speak of things before they're finished. There is no specific information about how much he gives to visitors. how i played it. yeah. i was telling you before the show i have to turn the volume up way loud because he don't hear very well but also you're speaking like people actually speak. it's far. >> jimmy: no, that did not happen? [ laughter ] >> well, no, i'm glad we announced it, just get it out, get excited. this is "nightline." they take all the baby chicks out then wash the egg then close it back up. [ laughter ] he's so out of it, he's forgetting to lie now. experience it, at this point. i'm like legit nervous. 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[ laughter ] he expected the nft to go for $48 million. so great. we're not animals. together! >> we actually have different things and this is not something i thought was going to be around, this is something that's in florida and other schools for very young kids, the gender-bred man, this is trying to sow doubt about kid's gender identity to say they can be whatever they want to be, this is inappropriate. >> jimmy: you mentioned painting. so today, let's paint with behr, america's most trusted paint brand, and make your home, yours. >> jimmy: cct. Guests for the Week of April 25th-29th: Monday, April 25. it's no secret. Every weeknight, comedian Jimmy Kimmel entertains audiences across the nation with his wit and fun take on the world at large. who's more influential, beatles or know taurus bigg? uh what? ehh, i don't think so. Jimmy Kimmel Live! i also did my neighbor's house. >> no. "it is 100% true, i made a hole-in-one." advantage! [ laughter ] in the chocolate. >> jimmy: did you have kind of like a tom sawyer moment when you saw this outpouring of love for you? he goes in this courtyard, walks around comes back in like 6:00 in the morning. how are you doing? it was the smallest crowd he's drawn since the inauguration. we went to in-n-out with my, daughter, that's her uncle, we went out. halfway through the scene. i support this bill. made fresh, to leave you speechless. i get a lot of, like, you know, "hey, man," you know. if you haven't seen it, start on hulu. start earning pan-coins toward free food. >> a ran random beat with no one singing. ( music: t-bird & the breaks "the clap hands song" ) . [ laughter ] >> jimmy: where did you watch the oscars? does anyone he believes he wrote the word "whereupon"? people are like, who is she? because you're away from your family. web pages yes, you! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. 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[ laughter ] i feel like the hamster that powers his brain is getting tired right now. >> boy, i'll say. we did run out of time for him. in the jungle where only a few will go, in the jungle in the jungle together or separate? >> i mean, yeah, i definitely like to, you know -- i like to listen to a lot of music. >> who is just amazing. >> jimmy: you've both seen me naked. or can it even be quantified in that way? customers who cured the keurig k-select coffee maker love this musical. TV Archive it's going to happen. >> jimmy: i assume there are chechen monsters? >> jimmy: really. and his book "comedy comedy comedy drama." one cup, one cup, 1 cup. truth is, we were going to do it anyhow. i'm still -- it's still something i think about every day. >> for the do, is it? >> it's really kind of upbeat, from the '80s. Jimmy Kimmel Live! >> i want to speak to the manager! it's messing with me now. 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